{"id":2791,"date":"2024-03-15T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2024-03-15T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/peixun021.com\/moviegoer-arrested-masturbating-kristen-stewart-movie-love-lies-bleeding\/"},"modified":"2024-03-15T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2024-03-15T00:00:00","slug":"moviegoer-arrested-masturbating-kristen-stewart-movie-love-lies-bleeding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peixun021.com\/moviegoer-arrested-masturbating-kristen-stewart-movie-love-lies-bleeding\/","title":{"rendered":"Man Arrested After Seemingly Masturbating to Kristen Stewart's Movie"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Kristen Stewart<\/strong><\/a>‘s new film is apparently pretty hot — ’cause a Michigan moviegoer was arrested this week for allegedly exposing himself during the flick … TMZ has confirmed.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n

A 33-year-old man got busted Thursday by cops in Southgate, MI — near Detroit — after they got a call that this dude had fallen asleep in a theater during a screening of KS’ “Love Lies Bleeding” … with the obvious problem being that his penis was out and exposed, which was photographed.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n

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Somebody uploaded a pic that appears to show the man in question passed out in his seat at the theater — and it looks like this was taken after the credits rolled and lights came on.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n

The eyewitness claims the man masturbated and then fell asleep — but cops didn’t quite go there. All they’re saying is that the guy they arrested was allegedly intoxicated — BTW, you can see what seems to be booze in the photo — and that he was refusing to leave.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<\/section>\n

Southgate PD also claims they found illegal substances on him. In the end, he was booked for possession of narcotics, indecent exposure, disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n

If you’re unfamiliar with what this flick is all about — it basically follows a lesbian love story between Kristen and Katy O’Brian<\/strong>‘s character … with a noir crime plot in between. There’s a lot of strong sex scenes in the first 45 minutes of the movie, but none really after that.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n

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So, perhaps this guy got a little happy in the first half of the film — and then started snoozing as the rest of it played .. without putting his little friend away, of course.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n

Kristen has been wearing some out-there outfits lately to promote the film … but you just can’t buy this type of publicity. Ya gotta figure folks will be dying to see it now … hopefully not spanking any monkeys, though. We left porno theaters back in the 20th century, y’all.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n


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